Introduction to A Southern Boy

Okay first of all, after spending a couple months up here in the (the Great White?) North, I decided I would comment on my Nipissing University from a perspective of someone born and raised south of North Bay. That being said, there are a few statements that need to be clarified in order to proceed:

1. I am currently enrolled in the Bachelor of Education program at North Bay (For the multitude of EDDIE haters- DEAL WITH IT!! At least you can have "your" school back when we're gone for our long practicum!)

2. I am in the Junior/Intermediate Section (but you will have to guess the number :P

3. I am a 24 old year old male (which means that my intoxicated adventures are perfectly LEGAL!!)

4. I will NOT tell you what city I'm from ( hint: it's in Ontario, and it is IMPOSSIBLE to go up to it, unless you live in the United States)

5. I love the Toronto Maple Leafs- I just had to warn you

That being said: OFF WE GO!!!!